pati patni jokes

Pati Ghar Se Nikalate Vakt:
Patni: Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
Pati: Jaan Dene
Patni: Sath Men Ek Thaili Lekar Jana
Pati: Kyon?
Patni: Irada Agar Badal Gaya To Aate Aate 2 Kilo Pyaaj Lete Aana

Patni: Mohabbat Agar Andhi Hoti Hai To Fir Shadi Kya Hai
Pati: Shadi Aakhon Ka Operation Hai

Pati: Agar Maine Zindagi Men Kabhi Tum Se Jhut Bola Ho To Main Abhi Mar Jaun
Patni: Maine Bhi Kabhi Aapse Jhut Bola Ho To Main Bhi Vidhwa Ho Jaun

Patni(Bade Pyar Se): Chikan Bana Du Aap Ko Aaj?
Pati: Nahin Main Insaan Hi Thik Hu Badi I Jadugarni

Patni: Hamare Gav Me Pahla Radio Mere Papa Laye The
Pati: Apni Maa Ke Bare Me Aisa Nahi Bolte Pagli

Patni: Jab Hamne Shadi Ki Thi Tab To Aap Mujhe Bade Pranshaniy Naamon Se Bulate The Jaise Meri Ras Malai Meri Rabdi Lekin Ab In Namon Se Kyon Nahin Bulate?
Pati: Dudh Ki Mithai Kitne Din Taji Rahegi?